Happy Friday, everyone!
With all the doom and gloom in the news (and weather) I felt like I needed a little cheering up this week. Lo and behold, in stepped my marvellous children with these howlers. I hope they make you giggle as much as they did me. But then, I do have a nine-year-old's sense of humour...
1. What do you call a lady with guttering on her head?
Ruth
2. What do you call a dinosaur with glasses?
Doyuthinkysaurous.
3. What's the difference between a tiger with a toothache and a rainy day?
One roars in pain and the other pours down rain.
4. Why does everyone want to be friends with a mushroom?
Because he's a fungi.
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Hardly the pinnacle of sophisticated humour, I agree, but the delivery was excellent and the belly-laughs much-needed! Feel free to share your equally terrible hilarious jokes in the comments section- I'd love to find some better new ones to tell them!
I like number 2 as my dad wrote that in David's first birthday card. :)
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Lol! Thank you!
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